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This knit ugly christmas sweater carries the iconic \"YOU SERIOUS CLARK?\" line straight off Cousin Eddie's big moment in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, paired with a portrait of Clark himself tucked inside a green panel that breaks up the classic red fair-isle pattern. 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