{"title":"Men's Ugly Christmas Sweaters","description":"\u003cp\u003eMen's ugly Christmas sweaters in real jacquard knit: the design is knitted into the fabric with colored yarn, not printed on. Tacky, funny and festive picks for the office party, the ugly sweater contest and the family photo. Every sweater uses unisex sizing from S to 3XL, so check the size chart and size up for a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for something else? See \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/womens-ugly-christmas-sweaters\"\u003ewomen's ugly Christmas sweaters\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-ugly-christmas-sweaters\"\u003efunny ugly Christmas sweaters\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mens-christmas-sweatshirts\"\u003emen's Christmas sweatshirts\u003c\/a\u003e with all-over print, or shop \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/ugly-christmas-sweaters\"\u003eall ugly Christmas sweaters\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"you-ll-shoot-knit-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid Ugly Christmas Sweater, Ralphie Parker Movie Holiday Knit, Gifts For Fans","description":"\u003cp\u003ePull on the most quoted line from the beloved holiday film with this A Christmas Story ugly Christmas sweater, featuring the legendary phrase \"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid!\" right across the front in classic knit lettering. 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