{"title":"Women's Ugly Christmas Sweaters","description":"\u003cp\u003eWomen's ugly Christmas sweaters in real jacquard knit: the design is knitted into the fabric with colored yarn, not printed on. Cute, funny and festive picks for the office party, the ugly sweater contest and the family photo. Every sweater uses unisex sizing from S to 3XL, so check the size chart and size up for a relaxed fit or a layer underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for something else? See \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mens-ugly-christmas-sweaters\"\u003emen's ugly Christmas sweaters\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-ugly-christmas-sweaters\"\u003efunny ugly Christmas sweaters\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/womens-christmas-sweatshirts\"\u003ewomen's Christmas sweatshirts\u003c\/a\u003e with all-over print, or shop \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/ugly-christmas-sweaters\"\u003eall ugly Christmas sweaters\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"national-lampoons-christmas-vacation-shitters-full-ugly","title":"Christmas Vacation Shitter's Full Ugly Christmas Sweater, Reindeer Humping Holiday Knit Pullover, Merry Christmas Jumper Gifts For Fans","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe infamous line from a holiday classic, knit straight into a loud holiday pullover. This ugly Christmas sweater features the famous sewer scene quote alongside a vintage RV, a leaping reindeer, snowflakes and a decorated tree, all worked in a classic jacquard knit in red, green and white. 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