Black Cat If That Thing Had Nine Lives She Just Spent Them All Ugly Christmas Sweater, Cat Christmas Sweater, Kitty Xmas Knit

Meet the loudest knit at the holiday party. This jacquard-knit ugly Christmas sweater features a mischievous black cat tangled in a string of glowing lights, surrounded by snowflakes and a fair isle border straight out of a vintage lodge. The front carries the punchline "If That Thing Had Nine Lives She Just Spent Them All", so the joke lands before you even say hello. Pull it on for the ugliest-sweater contest, the family gift exchange, or any night that needs a cat lover and a good laugh.

• A perfect pick for cat parents, the friend who fosters kittens, the coworker whose desk is covered in cat photos, and anyone who treats their black cat like a tiny supervillain. Anyone who has ever lost a Christmas tree ornament to a curious kitty will get the joke instantly.
• The design shows a wide-eyed black cat wrapped in a string of colored Christmas bulbs, with snowflakes falling across the chest and shoulders, framed by a classic fair isle yoke of zigzags, snowflakes, and tiny trees knitted right into the navy fabric.
• Pull it on for the office holiday party, the ugly sweater contest on Christmas Eve, the family gift exchange, cookie swaps, Friendsgiving leftovers night, and any December photo op where a plain red sweater simply will not do.
• It fits right in at the Christmas Eve dinner, the work party at the pub, the school holiday show, the Friendsmas potluck, and the yearly photo in front of the tree. It also makes the best cardigan-swap gift at any white-elephant game.
• Unlike printed novelty sweaters that crack and peel after one wash, the pattern on this one is woven directly into the knit, so the cat, the lights, and the snowflakes stay sharp season after season. The bold navy base makes the white and gold fair isle pop in every holiday photo.
• Slide it on over a tee and jeans for a casual ugly-sweater Friday, or layer it over a collared shirt for the office party. The relaxed unisex fit leaves plenty of room for a thick flannel underneath when the temperature drops, and it goes straight into the machine when the holidays are over.