I Do It For The Ho's Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater, Holiday Party Jumper, Xmas Gift For Her

This cheeky all-over print sweater wears the punchline right across the chest: "I Do It For The Ho's", stacked above a bearded face in a red Santa hat and dark sunglasses, framed by snowflakes, candy canes, plaid panels and tiny "Hot Cocoa" tags. It is the loudest in the room, designed for someone who walks into the holiday party and immediately owns it.

• The friend who turns every gift exchange into a roast, the sister who quotes the movie before the opening credits, and the coworker who always ends up DJing the ugly sweater contest will all be lining up for this one.
• The artwork is a busy patchwork of red, green and cream blocks printed edge to edge: a bearded face with sunglasses and a Santa hat in the middle, snowflakes, candy canes, ornaments and plaid squares filling the sleeves and the body, with the saying "I Do It For The Ho's" stacked in big red and green letters above and below.
• It is built for the annual December rotation: the office holiday party, the ugly sweater contest at the school Christmas market, the family gift exchange on Christmas Eve, and the New Year's Eve get-together where the jokes get louder as the night goes on.
• Throw it on for Secret Santa at work, the friendsmas dinner, the karaoke Christmas party, the holiday photo wall, or just to win the prize for the most talked-about jumper of the night.
• Printed edge to edge, the colours stay bold wash after wash, so the punchline lands just as hard on the second Christmas as it did on the first, and the design does not peel, fade or shrink into a sad pastel version of itself.
• It is a soft, smooth, lightweight 100 percent polyester unisex sweater with a relaxed fit, machine washable cold and tumble dry low, available in adult S through 5XL and kids 2XS through XL so the whole crew can match.