Here's To A Lousy Christmas And A Crappy New Year Ugly Christmas Sweater

Lean into the holiday cynic with this loud, all-over print ugly Christmas sweater, plastered edge to edge with candy canes, holly, snowflakes, gold stars, jingle bells and the unapologetic line "HERE'S TO A LOUSY CHRISTMAS AND A CRAPPY NEW YEAR". It is the sweater for the person at the table who refuses to fake the cheer, and the gag gift that always gets the biggest reaction at the Christmas Eve swap.

• Made for the dry-wit friend, the office grump, the uncle who hands out bah-humbug cards, and anyone whose holiday motto is honesty over sparkle.
• The front and back are covered in a busy pattern of red, green and gold Christmas icons wrapped around a giant, hand-lettered style slogan that does all the talking for you.
• Slip it on for the work Christmas party, the family dinner, the New Year's Eve countdown, or any December night that calls for a loud opinion.
• It works at the office ugly sweater contest, the white elephant gift exchange, Christmas Eve photos in front of the tree, and the friend's holiday party you only attend once a year.
• The bold type and bright holiday palette read from across the room, so the joke lands before the wearer even has to explain it, and the design stays vivid wash after wash.
• Lightweight, soft and easy to pull on over a tee or under a coat, this festive holiday jumper is the kind of seasonal piece you pull out every December, fold up in January, and bring back when the tree goes up again.