My Day I Am Booked Funny Schedule All Over Print Sweater, Sarcastic Introvert Holiday Jumper, Festive Unisex Xmas Pullover

This all over print sweater turns a packed daily schedule into the loudest joke at the party. Printed edge to edge with a sarcastic to do list from wallow in self pity through wrestle with my self loathing, finished off with I am booked, it is the kind of holiday pullover that gets read out loud at the gift exchange and immediately becomes the most photographed sweater in the room.

• Perfect for the introvert who already has plans, the friend who lives by their calendar app, and anyone whose group chat replies are usually tomorrow, never today.
• The design covers the front and sleeves of the sweater with a faux Christmas layout: green and red fair isle style panels, holly, snowflakes, wrapped gifts, stockings, a Christmas tree, the -style hand, and the full My Day schedule printed in festive type.
• Pulled on for the office holiday party, Christmas Eve dinner, the secret Santa swap, the family group photo, or December 31 when you are definitely staying home.
• Works anywhere a Christmas jumper is the dress code: ugly sweater contests, white elephant exchanges, holiday movie nights, Christmas markets, festive work days, and the couch for the rest of December.
• It reads the room for you. Anyone standing within ten feet gets the joke, which is exactly why introverts love it, and why this sweater is the gift that gets remembered long after the eggnog is gone.
• The full colour design is printed all over the sweater through sublimation, so the pattern, the schedule text and the holly details stay bright on a soft, smooth, lightweight -feel fabric that is shrink proof and wrinkle resistant. Unisex fit, machine washable cold, and ready to wear straight out of the dryer.