Please Be Patient With Me I'm From The 1900s Ugly Christmas Sweater, Covered Wagon Pioneer Holiday Jumper, Funny Xmas Pullover

Pull on a sweater that is older than the dial-up tone with the Please Be Patient With Me I'm From The 1900s Ugly Christmas Sweater. The edge-to-edge design rolls back the clock to covered-wagon mornings and wide-open prairie skies, turning any holiday gathering into a frontier reunion. It is a wearable ice-breaker for the family member who still says things like back in my day, and it looks the part from the chimney to the tree.

• A perfect pick for the dad, uncle, grandpa or coworker who has stories about the good old days and is proud to be a card-carrying member of the 1900s club.
• The artwork centers on a covered wagon and ox trudging through snow, framed by snowflakes, pine trees and reindeer in classic holiday red, deep blue and forest green, with the punchline PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME I'M FROM THE 1900S sitting front and center.
• Built for the ugly sweater contest at the office party, the annual White Elephant swap, the Christmas Eve family dinner, and the whole stretch from Thanksgiving leftovers to New Year's brunch.
• It slots in at the front of the holiday photo wall, on the couch during a movie night, around the dinner table, and across the row at the Secret Santa draw where one louder sweater is always the last one picked.
• It wins the loudest-sweater-at-the-party award on contact, and the quote is the kind of thing that gets a stranger to read it out loud, laugh, and then ask where you got it.
• Slip it on, lean into the pudding and the eggnog, and let the print do the talking while you roast chestnuts on an open fire in full 1900s cosplay.