They Will Not Break Me Cosmic Cat Satin Pajama Set, Everything Is Fine Crawler Sleepwear, Galactic Nightshirt Matching Family Pajamas Gifts For Him
With Chest Pocket / Adult / S
$49.95
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They Will Not Break Me Cosmic Cat Satin Pajama Set, Everything Is Fine Crawler Sleepwear, Galactic Nightshirt Matching Family Pajamas Gifts For Him
$49.95
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Description
Dial up the drama on lazy mornings and late-night couch hangs with this cosmic-print satin pajama set, stamped across every panel with deep navy skies, swirling galaxies, crescent moons, golden arches, and a fierce feline companion at the wearer’s side. Printed sayings like “New Achievement!”, “They will not break me,” and “Everything is fine, Crawler” turn the whole pajama into a story you keep wearing long after the alarm goes off.
- Made for the friend who treats every dungeon run, late-night stream, and couch co-op like a main quest, and the partner, sibling, or parent who would love a matching sleep set they can show off on group calls and lazy Sundays.
- The full-coverage artwork layers a stoic, armored figure and a glowing-eyed cat over a galaxy of stars, moons, and archway frames, so the back carries a poster-worthy scene while the front keeps the same starfield flowing down the sleeves and pant legs.
- Pulled on for holiday gifting, a winter birthday, a New Year’s Eve sleepover, a Christmas-morning photo, or any night the household decides pajamas are the whole outfit.
- Looks right at home in a fantasy fan’s reading nook, a gamer’s battlestation, a family movie night in the living room, or as the loudest piece under the tree at the annual gift exchange.
- Reactions come easy: cat-loving friends read the cat, book readers read the quote, and the whole room reads the galaxies, which is exactly why this set ends up in the photo pile every time.
- Slip into the silky-soft satin button-up, knot the drawstring waist, and let the all-over print do the talking; sizes cover grown-ups and kids so the whole crew can match on Christmas morning and beyond.
Shipping & Returns — Satin Pyjamas
Made to order and shipped worldwide. US delivery in 13–18 business days, including 3 business days of handling; international delivery takes longer and varies with customs. Duties and import taxes are included (DDP). Orders over $89.95 ship free. Covered by our 30-day return policy. Estimated window, not a guaranteed arrival date.
Shipping & Returns
Delivery times vary by product. Orders over $89.95 ship free and every order is covered by our 30-day return policy. See our Shipping Policy for full details.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can the whole family match?
Yes. Our satin pajama sets come in adult sizes S to 5XL and, on many designs, youth sizes from 4Y to 14Y (choose Youth under Fit), so couples, parents and the whole family can wear the same design for the holidays.
What comes in the set?
A two-piece satin pajama set: a long-sleeve button-up shirt and matching pants. The design is printed edge to edge, so the pattern wraps the sleeves, the pants and the back of the shirt. Many designs let you choose a style with or without a chest pocket.
How do I choose my size?
Check the size chart on this page. It lists the shirt length, bust, shoulder and sleeve, and the pants length, waist, front rise and hip, measured flat. Because measurements are taken by hand, allow 1 to 3 cm of difference. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed, drapey fit.
How long does shipping take?
Satin pajamas arrive in about 13 to 18 business days in the US, including the 3 business days we need to prepare your order. These are estimates, not guaranteed dates. They also ship worldwide with duties and taxes included at checkout. Orders over $89.95 ship free, in the US and internationally.
When should I order for Christmas or Thanksgiving?
Order at least 18 business days before the day you want to wear them, and earlier if you are ordering for a family photo or a gathering. Carrier delays, weather and peak holiday volume can affect timing, so we cannot guarantee arrival by a specific date.
Can I add a name or my own text?
On designs that can be personalized, a Personalization box appears on this page above the Add to cart button. Type your text there (up to 200 characters). It is printed exactly as entered, so please double-check the spelling before you order.
Can I return or exchange it?
Yes. You have 30 days after delivery to request a return, as long as the set is unworn, with tags and in its original packaging. If it arrives defective, damaged or you receive the wrong item, contact us right away and we will cover the return shipping or send a free replacement. For a different size, return the item and place a new order once the return is accepted. Full details are in our Refund Policy.