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Call Me Old Fashioned Ugly Christmas Sweater, Funny Holiday Jumper, Cocktail Christmas Sweater, Gifts For Him
$35.95
Description
Pull on the conversation starter of the season. This Call Me Old Fashioned ugly Christmas sweater is built for the friend who takes the cocktail hour seriously, with a bold glass-of-whiskey graphic and the punchline printed loud for everyone at the party to read.
- Made for the home bartender, the whiskey lover and the friend who always orders the same drink at the bar, and the only guest who shows up to a holiday dinner in a holiday jumper on purpose.
- The front features a detailed old fashioned cocktail glass with a cherry, an orange slice and a generous pour, framed by red and black buffalo plaid panels, white snowflakes, holly leaves and a smaller cocktail motif repeated on the sleeves for an all-over, edge-to-edge look that does not disappear when you sit down.
- Worn on Christmas Eve, the office holiday party, the ugly sweater contest, the New Year's Eve toast and any December night that ends with a glass in your hand and a story on your lips.
- Fits right in at the family Christmas dinner, the white elephant exchange, the pub crawl, the holiday photo booth, the Secret Santa reveal and the Friendsgiving that turned into a karaoke night.
- The saying does the work for you: anyone who reads Call Me Old Fashioned gets the joke, gets the drink order, and gets why you are the most quoted person in the room before dessert is served.
- Lightweight, soft and easy to layer over a tee or under a coat, so the wearer stays comfortable from the first toast to the last carol without overheating, and the printed artwork stays bright through the whole season.
Shipping & Returns
In-stock knit sweaters ship from our US warehouse within 1–3 business days and arrive 3–5 business days after shipping. Made-to-order items need 2–5 business days of production, then 10–15 business days to the US & Canada and 15–20 business days to other supported countries. Free US shipping on orders over $89.95. 30-day returns — full details in our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy.