God Save My Little Broken Body Ugly Christmas Sweater, Funny Holiday Jumper, Rat Xmas Gift For Her

This all over print sweater carries the exact quote "GOD SAVE MY LITTLE BROKEN BODY" alongside a festive plaid, snowflake, holly and bow pattern that runs edge to edge across the chest, sleeves and back. A cheeky little rat in a Santa hat and striped scarf steals the show, holding a wrapped present in a wreath of greenery. It is a wearable punchline for anyone who treats the holidays as a season of survival, not a season of sugar plums.

• The perfect pick for friends and family members who have a dark sense of humour and like their festive to land an actual laugh rather than a polite smile.
• The artwork features a wide-eyed rat dressed as Santa, a Christmas wreath, candy canes, holly, plaid checks and snowflake panels, all printed edge to edge so the front, back and sleeves share the same busy Christmas scene.
• Pulled on for the office Christmas party, the Secret Santa swap, the family dinner where somebody always needs ice broken, or the annual ugly sweater contest that everyone takes far too seriously.
• Works just as well in front of a fireplace as it does at the work Christmas market, the holiday pub crawl, the school winter concert, or a snowy weekend lunch with the in-laws.
• The quote is the kind of line that gets read out loud, screenshotted and stitched into group chats, so this is the gift that keeps getting attention long after the wrapping paper is gone.
• Lightweight polyester holds the print edge to edge through the party, the photobooth and the photo wall, and slips on easily over a normal layer without that heavy wool itch, so the wearer stays comfortable from the first mince pie to the last carol.