Goddammit Donut Satin Pajama Set, They Will Not Break Me Sleepwear, Mongo Is Appalled Matching Family Pajamas Gifts For Fans
With Chest Pocket / Adult / S
$49.95
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Goddammit Donut Satin Pajama Set, They Will Not Break Me Sleepwear, Mongo Is Appalled Matching Family Pajamas Gifts For Fans
$49.95
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Description
Slip into something loud and weird with this all-over sublimated satin pajama set, a love letter to fantasy, sarcasm and stubborn heroes. The dark, collage-style print stacks dungeon doors, crowns, a screaming raptor and a grumpy Persian cat beside the lines "Goddammit, Donut.", "They will not break me.", "Mongo is appalled!" and "New Achievement!" — every panel another quotable moment from the campaign. The smooth polyester satin has a silky-soft feel without the silk price tag, and the long-sleeve button-up shirt with notched collar pairs with straight-leg pants that have an elastic waistband, adjustable drawstring and two side pockets. Available in adult S through 5XL and youth 4Y through 14Y so the whole party can match on movie night.
- Built for the tabletop group, the fantasy reader, the friend who narrates their own adventures out loud and anyone who calls their pet by a ridiculous name.
- Every inch of the shirt and pants is covered in the same character collage: a battle-scarred man in armor, a roaring raptor, a wide-eyed Persian cat wearing a tiny crown, dungeon doors, treasure chests and starry backdrops, framed like a stained-glass window of in-jokes.
- Pulled on for Friday night game sessions, December holiday lounging, weekend binge-watching and any evening that needs a costume change into something ridiculous.
- Equally at home on the couch during a family movie marathon, sprawled across the bed for a group selfie, or showing up uninvited to a gift exchange in matching sibling sets.
- Gets the room talking the second the collar pops open — fans recognize the lines before they finish reading them, and the personalizable name slot turns the wearer into part of the campaign.
- Lightweight polyester satin feels silky-soft against the skin, washes cold on a regular cycle, and keeps the all-over print vivid without any embroidery or raised patches to scratch at night.
Shipping & Returns — Satin Pyjamas
Made to order and shipped worldwide. US delivery in 13–18 business days, including 3 business days of handling; international delivery takes longer and varies with customs. Duties and import taxes are included (DDP). Orders over $89.95 ship free. Covered by our 30-day return policy. Estimated window, not a guaranteed arrival date.
Shipping & Returns
Delivery times vary by product. Orders over $89.95 ship free and every order is covered by our 30-day return policy. See our Shipping Policy for full details.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can the whole family match?
Yes. Our satin pajama sets come in adult sizes S to 5XL and, on many designs, youth sizes from 4Y to 14Y (choose Youth under Fit), so couples, parents and the whole family can wear the same design for the holidays.
What comes in the set?
A two-piece satin pajama set: a long-sleeve button-up shirt and matching pants. The design is printed edge to edge, so the pattern wraps the sleeves, the pants and the back of the shirt. Many designs let you choose a style with or without a chest pocket.
How do I choose my size?
Check the size chart on this page. It lists the shirt length, bust, shoulder and sleeve, and the pants length, waist, front rise and hip, measured flat. Because measurements are taken by hand, allow 1 to 3 cm of difference. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed, drapey fit.
How long does shipping take?
Satin pajamas arrive in about 13 to 18 business days in the US, including the 3 business days we need to prepare your order. These are estimates, not guaranteed dates. They also ship worldwide with duties and taxes included at checkout. Orders over $89.95 ship free, in the US and internationally.
When should I order for Christmas or Thanksgiving?
Order at least 18 business days before the day you want to wear them, and earlier if you are ordering for a family photo or a gathering. Carrier delays, weather and peak holiday volume can affect timing, so we cannot guarantee arrival by a specific date.
Can I add a name or my own text?
On designs that can be personalized, a Personalization box appears on this page above the Add to cart button. Type your text there (up to 200 characters). It is printed exactly as entered, so please double-check the spelling before you order.
Can I return or exchange it?
Yes. You have 30 days after delivery to request a return, as long as the set is unworn, with tags and in its original packaging. If it arrives defective, damaged or you receive the wrong item, contact us right away and we will cover the return shipping or send a free replacement. For a different size, return the item and place a new order once the return is accepted. Full details are in our Refund Policy.