New Achievement They Will Not Break Me Satin Pajama Set, Funny Sarcastic Sleepwear, Crawler Quote, Personalized Family Name Pj Set, Gifts For Him Her
With Chest Pocket / Adult / S
$49.95
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New Achievement They Will Not Break Me Satin Pajama Set, Funny Sarcastic Sleepwear, Crawler Quote, Personalized Family Name Pj Set, Gifts For Him Her
$49.95
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Description
Long day, late shift, or the kind of week that earns a hard reset? Slip into this all-over print satin pajama set and let the sarcasm do the talking while you finally unwind. The deep purple, star-strewn design carries a quiet, knowing message that hits differently after dark, and the silky-soft finish makes it the easiest layer to fall asleep in.
- Built for the friend, partner or family member who has earned a badge of honor just for surviving the week and likes their sleepwear with a little bite.
- The print features a man with a fluffy cat, set against layered purple starry arches and silhouettes, with the phrases "New Achievement!" and "They will not break me." stitched into the artwork itself.
- Pulled on for late-night reading, the post-workout shower, Sunday morning coffee, or any quiet hour that belongs to no one but the person wearing it.
- At home in the bedroom, on a cozy couch, by the fireplace during a holiday visit, or packed in a weekend bag for a holiday stay with relatives.
- The art covers the entire shirt and pants, so the sarcasm and the message stay visible from every angle, making it a memorable gift for the person who has seen too much to stay quiet about it.
- The two-piece set is a long-sleeve button-up shirt with a notched collar paired with full-length straight-leg pants featuring an elastic waistband with an adjustable drawstring, contrast piping along the collar, cuffs, chest pocket and hem, and two side pockets for the small essentials, with an optional chest pocket and matching adult and youth sizes for parents and kids who want to coordinate.
Shipping & Returns — Satin Pyjamas
Made to order and shipped worldwide. US delivery in 13–18 business days, including 3 business days of handling; international delivery takes longer and varies with customs. Duties and import taxes are included (DDP). Orders over $89.95 ship free. Covered by our 30-day return policy. Estimated window, not a guaranteed arrival date.
Shipping & Returns
Delivery times vary by product. Orders over $89.95 ship free and every order is covered by our 30-day return policy. See our Shipping Policy for full details.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can the whole family match?
Yes. Our satin pajama sets come in adult sizes S to 5XL and, on many designs, youth sizes from 4Y to 14Y (choose Youth under Fit), so couples, parents and the whole family can wear the same design for the holidays.
What comes in the set?
A two-piece satin pajama set: a long-sleeve button-up shirt and matching pants. The design is printed edge to edge, so the pattern wraps the sleeves, the pants and the back of the shirt. Many designs let you choose a style with or without a chest pocket.
How do I choose my size?
Check the size chart on this page. It lists the shirt length, bust, shoulder and sleeve, and the pants length, waist, front rise and hip, measured flat. Because measurements are taken by hand, allow 1 to 3 cm of difference. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed, drapey fit.
How long does shipping take?
Satin pajamas arrive in about 13 to 18 business days in the US, including the 3 business days we need to prepare your order. These are estimates, not guaranteed dates. They also ship worldwide with duties and taxes included at checkout. Orders over $89.95 ship free, in the US and internationally.
When should I order for Christmas or Thanksgiving?
Order at least 18 business days before the day you want to wear them, and earlier if you are ordering for a family photo or a gathering. Carrier delays, weather and peak holiday volume can affect timing, so we cannot guarantee arrival by a specific date.
Can I add a name or my own text?
On designs that can be personalized, a Personalization box appears on this page above the Add to cart button. Type your text there (up to 200 characters). It is printed exactly as entered, so please double-check the spelling before you order.
Can I return or exchange it?
Yes. You have 30 days after delivery to request a return, as long as the set is unworn, with tags and in its original packaging. If it arrives defective, damaged or you receive the wrong item, contact us right away and we will cover the return shipping or send a free replacement. For a different size, return the item and place a new order once the return is accepted. Full details are in our Refund Policy.