Santa Claus Bitch Better Have My Cookies Ugly Christmas Sweater, Holiday Baking Christmas Jumper, Funny Xmas Pullover Gifts For Her

A retro Santa Claus takes a generous bite out of a chocolate chip cookie on this all over print ugly Christmas sweater, with the cheeky line "Bitch Better Have My Cookies" running across the chest and "Holiday Baking For Everyone" tucked along the lower band. Cozy plaid sleeves, scattered poinsettias, ornaments and snowflakes fill every inch of the design, turning the whole sweater into one loud holiday scene rather than a small printed patch on plain .

• Made for the holiday baker, the cookie swap champion, the hostess who guards her tray, and anyone who has ever told a relative to keep their hands off the good cookies before dessert is even plated.
• Santa is illustrated in full vintage style, white beard, red hat and rosy cheeks, lifting a chocolate chip cookie with both hands while a second cookie sits inside the letter C of the word Cookies, giving the front of the sweater a layered, storybook feel that plain slogan sweaters never have.
• Pulled on for Christmas Eve, the office holiday party, ugly sweater contests, cookie exchange nights, family dinner, Christmas morning pajama photos, and any December evening that ends with hot cocoa and a plate of baked goods on the table.
• Sits right at home at the kitchen counter while trays cool, in front of the fireplace on Christmas morning, under the tree for present photos, and across the table at the annual ugly sweater dinner that nobody wants to host but everybody attends.
• The full edge to edge print means the joke, the plaid, the snowflakes and the Santa portrait wrap the whole garment, so the wearer reads as a walking holiday card instead of a person in a sweater with a square sticker on the front, and the room notices before the cookies are even passed around.
• Lightweight polyester wears soft against a base layer, slides easily over a long sleeve tee, and holds the bright reds, creams and forest greens of the print through every wash so the Santa, the cookies and the lettering look just as sharp at the second cookie swap as they did on the first wear.