Sheriff Buford T Justice Merry Christmas To All You Sumbitches Ugly Christmas Sweater, Bandit Christmas Jumper, Funny Xmas Knit Gifts For Him
Description
A real knit ugly Christmas sweater featuring Sheriff Buford T. Justice pointing his finger, parked next to a vintage squad car, with the line "Merry Christmas to all you sumbitches" knitted right into the front. The pattern is jacquard knit in acrylic yarn, so the design is woven into the fabric, not printed on top. Unisex fit, machine washable, and built to outlast one season of parties.
- Perfect for the family member who still quotes Smokey and the Bandit word for word, and the coworker who treats every traffic stop like a personal vendetta.
- The design shows a cartoon Sheriff Buford T. Justice in a tan uniform and campaign hat, pointing the way he always does, beside a classic squad car with snow in the background and a fair isle border of cars, stars, snowflakes and antlers running across the chest, sleeves and hem.
- Pulled out for the office ugly sweater contest, the Christmas Eve family dinner, the New Year's Eve bar crawl, and any December evening that calls for a little Buford attitude.
- Works at the holiday party, the white elephant exchange, the family photo, and a quiet night in front of the tree while the movie plays in the background.
- Buyers pick this one because the design is a real conversation starter: people either laugh, ask where it came from, or finally admit they know every line of the movie.
- Worn straight from the box on a cold December night, the acrylic knit holds its shape in the wash and the colors stay bold enough to read across a crowded room.
Shipping & Returns
In-stock knit sweaters ship from our US warehouse within 1–3 business days and arrive 3–5 business days after shipping. Made-to-order items need 2–5 business days of production, then 10–15 business days to the US & Canada and 15–20 business days to other supported countries. Free US shipping on orders over $89.95. 30-day returns — full details in our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy.